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Jokes about love and marriage
to use in your Speeches
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you
must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I
haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I
have to give. - Cass Daley
A CHRISTMAS WISH
An elderly couple was celebrating Christmas at home when
a fairy appeared.
The fairy told them that since it was Christmas, she
would grant them a wish each.
The wife said, "I’ve lived for so many years, but I've
never seen the beautiful Swiss Alps. I wish we could
travel there." The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! She
had a pair of return tickets to Switzerland in her hand.
Surprised at what he saw, the husband became excited and
started racking his brain for a wish. He contemplated
for a moment, and then said, "I am envious of those guys
who have young wives. If possible, I want to be married
to a woman who is 20 years younger than me."
The fairy waved her wand and SWOOSH! He became 20 years
older.
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married Mr. Right. I just didn't know his first name was
Always.
Just think, if it weren't
for marriage, men would go through life thinking they
had no faults at all.
The best way to get most
husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps
they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
When a woman steals your
husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep
him.
"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once."
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